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1	When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and... - When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his d...Read the whole joke	Relationships	1
2	How about a bridal? - "We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning...Read the whole joke	Relationships	0
3	Barry took a girl out on her first date... - Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a secluded area around midnight, ...Read the whole joke	Relationships	2
4	A man was complaining to a friend... - A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a ...Read the whole joke	Relationships	13
5	Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says... - Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The m...Read the whole joke	Relationships	1
6	Two mates are having a chat over a beer... - Two mates are having a chat over a beer."Do you like sheilas with bad body odour and bad breath?"one...Read the whole joke	Relationships	2
7	What did I do? - "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?"she said looking lovingly into her husband...Read the whole joke	Relationships	0
8	A man answers the phone and has the following... - A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Glady...Read the whole joke	Relationships	1
9	The angry wife met her husband at the door... - The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered w...Read the whole joke	Relationships	1
10	Three acurate guesses - One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes ...Read the whole joke	Relationships	1
11	John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling... - John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits...Read the whole joke	Relationships	12
12	A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says... - A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like...Read the whole joke	Relationships	3
13	Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet... - Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this world?Because they already hav...Read the whole joke	Relationships	1
14	A bloke came home and found his missus in bed... - A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a...Read the whole joke	Relationships	2
15	A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night... - A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's thr...Read the whole joke	Relationships	2
16	Daddy, where did I come from? - "Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?""Ask your mother," he replied."I did," th...Read the whole joke	Relationships	0
17	The young immigrant couple had just left the... - The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens."I...Read the whole joke	Relationships	1
18	A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for... - A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she w...Read the whole joke	Relationships	2
19	It's a sin - "I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce.""S...Read the whole joke	Relationships	0
20	Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than... - Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men a...Read the whole joke	Relationships	1
21	A cure for atheism - A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him dow...Read the whole joke	Relationships	3
22	This fellow dies and goes to heaven... - This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: "Why are girls so pre...Read the whole joke	Relationships	1
23	My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday... - My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But, the do...Read the whole joke	Relationships	1
24	Miles Dobson was away from home on business... - Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him,...Read the whole joke	Relationships	2
25	On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob... - On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big party and t...Read the whole joke	Relationships	1