March 06, 2007
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Science
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
March 06, 2007
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Science
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out of.
March 06, 2007
The first time in the gay bar
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Science
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in the place!”The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: “Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this yourfirst time in a gay bar?”
March 06, 2007
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Science
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week.”Can I see it?” asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock.”Oooh,” squealed his friend, “You look ten years younger!”
March 06, 2007
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Science
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But that’s nothing,” replied the shrink. “A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much.”"Ah, but doctor,” the patient replied. “It’s a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse.”"Ahhh!” exclaimed the doc. “What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?”"Female, of course,” said the bloke. “What do you think I am, a faggot!”
March 06, 2007
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Science
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, “Elton, what’s that?”"That’s a ferry-boat, George my love,” answered Elton.”Oooh!” Squealed George, “I knew there was a lot of us, but I didn’t know we had our own navy!”
March 05, 2007
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Science
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.
March 05, 2007
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Science
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent by Lara
March 05, 2007
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Science
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob of salami.”Would you like it sliced, sir?” the shopkeeper asked politely.”What do you think I am?” replied the fag, “…a money box!”
March 05, 2007
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Science
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
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