How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other 3 are there to listen to himbrag about the screwing part!

Why do men take showers instead of baths?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.

Three men and a baby

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing.

Which of the following lines will do a better job…

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I’ll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.

If men had PMS, what would happen?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.

How are men like UFOs?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they’re going to take off.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.

What is a macho man?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it as good for you, as it was for me?’