stop for a glow worm

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|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!

Where in earth have you been!

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|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!

make a glow worm happy

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|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!

which end of a worm is which

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|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

police glow worm

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|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has a blue light!

Maggot Thatcher!

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|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!

Noah’s Ark in an apple

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|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

The Apple Corps!

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|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!

worm’s favorite band

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|What is a worm’s favorite band?Mud!

Boring!

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|What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!