grammar correction

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Funny Jokes
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, “So, where y’all from?” The Wisconsin girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.” The girl from Oklahoma sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, “So, where y’all from, bitch?”

You’re so stupid… Police

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Funny Jokes
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.

Yo Family Is So Poor…

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Funny Jokes
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!”

Knock, Knock… George Washington

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Funny Jokes
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you learn anything in history class?

Your Dad’s Like Cement

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Funny Jokes
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!

Your Family Is So Poor

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Funny Jokes
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted,

Moving

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Funny Jokes
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.

you are so stupid…

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Funny Jokes
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed

Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Funny Jokes
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.

What’s that thing on your Neck?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Funny Jokes
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just your head.