November 18, 2005
Marmite Competition
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Comedian Jokes
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite…..one jar!
November 18, 2005
Pray for a bike
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Comedian Jokes
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn’t work that way, so i stole one and asked him to forgive me!
November 18, 2005
Drown my troubles
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Comedian Jokes
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to go swimming!
November 18, 2005
Inflatable high heels
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Comedian Jokes
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she’d popped her clogs.
November 18, 2005
Gas Station
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Comedian Jokes
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to do a song. He stoodnext to the diesel pump, lit the place up and it exploded.He started singing “I’m Still Standing”!
November 18, 2005
My Dog
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Comedian Jokes
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out. “Oh, look at her, she’s precious,just like Mommy.” Me?!? If I birthed something that had 8 nipples – it ain’t leaving the house.
November 17, 2005
Paddy
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Comedian Jokes
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to apply for a job.He told me that he walked out because the guyasked me for my name and i said”Paddy Milligan”. He said “How do you spell”Milligan”? he replied
November 17, 2005
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Comedian Jokes
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in,then took his left leg out,they put his left leg in and they shaked it all about.Then they put his right leg in and then his right leg out,they put his left leg in and they shook it all about,and so on and so forth until he was totally in
November 17, 2005
Environment
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Comedian Jokes
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. “Pollution? It’s those damn trees.”Jay Leno
November 17, 2005
Escalators
Posted by: Robbie : Category: Comedian Jokes
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an “Escalator temporarily out of order” sign, just “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”-Mitch Hedberg
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