December 31, 2006
Posted by: Robbie : Category:
Men
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him.”Billy,” said his dad, “doing that will make you go blind”"Dad,” he replied, “I’m over here!”
December 31, 2006
Posted by: Robbie : Category:
Men
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
December 31, 2006
Posted by: Robbie : Category:
Men
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
December 31, 2006
Posted by: Robbie : Category:
Men
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.
December 31, 2006
Posted by: Robbie : Category:
Men
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!
December 31, 2006
Posted by: Robbie : Category:
Men
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
December 31, 2006
Posted by: Robbie : Category:
Men
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
December 31, 2006
Posted by: Robbie : Category:
Men
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes.
December 30, 2006
Posted by: Robbie : Category:
Men
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don’t work.
December 30, 2006
Posted by: Robbie : Category:
Men
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.