Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him.”Billy,” said his dad, “doing that will make you go blind”"Dad,” he replied, “I’m over here!”

What’s the ultimate rejection?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.

What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.

What does a man and a floor have in common?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!

How does a man keep his youth?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don’t work.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…

Posted by: Robbie  :  Category: Men
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.